My target demographic peeps are presently a little shy when it comes to posting their BS here in the blog or in my Facebook page, so I’ve given my take on the book and craftily intertwined a few questions raised by avid readers here in this post. Here goes!
Q: You seemed to have quite a lot of fun with Emz after she spilled about what she’d done with that guy. Why were you not more pissed at her? I would have been!
Good question. And yes, I guess I did have quite a lot of fun with Emz, after the urge to strangle her had worn off. I mean, of all the things she could have got up to while she was out, she decides to get drunk and get fucked (and get fucked in the ass too) by some random guy – but hey, I’m sure millions of other chicks were doing exactly the same that night. I still don’t know why she did it.
I asked about it the day after and she wasn’t even sure herself. I think it was more a combination of being extremely pissed at me (after I called her on the phone to tell her everything I was doing with Stacey), and the opportunity to get back at me when this random guy appeared, that was all too much for her. But she reiterated her point about doing Lee again the next time she sees him. All this “next time” stuff is fucking whacked too. She’s more or less telling me she’s gonna go out & let him fuck her again. Seriously? What the fuck is her problem? Needless to say, I tried to bitch-slap her out of it a few times, but she wasn’t having it.
So why wasn’t I more pissed off with what she did? Well, I’d been making out with Stacey while Emz was round at Stacey’s place fucking her boyfriend – so I guess the 2 things kinda cancelled each other out in a strange way. Plus I’d been playing around earlier that day too.
For now though, I just have to begrudgingly accept the strange but true fact that Emz loves sucking cock and she loves being fucked like a whore. Now, had she been with another girl, then yes, I would have been way more pissed at her. For fucking sure I would! She knows the rules I laid down… and she knows what she’s not allowed to do. I’d just never told her not to fuck any guys, as I never dreamed she would. Shyt happens I guess. Remember too, her little plan was to spend the evening with Stacey – which backfired big time.
Oh, and with the ridiculously short denim skirt she was wearing that night… well… I dunno why she even bothered wearing one. Was she asking for it? Fuck no. She wasn’t asking for it at all. She’s just a slut. Obviously.
In fact, she’s such a slut that I made this cute little badge especially for her! Yay!
I think I might even make it into a t-shirt and make her wear it for work one day. Whatya reckon to that?
Ok! Next question…
Q: Looking back now, do you wish you’d handled the situation differently?
Well, I could have handled it lots of different ways I guess. But forcing Emz to spill, then replicating the event seemed the best option at the time. It also put me in control of the situation and it made her look pretty worthless. Which she is. I guess if I’d called Stacey and told her everything that’d happened, then invited her round to take her anger out on Emz, that could have been interesting.
Anyways… if you have any other questions about the book, just post them below and I’ll tackle them accordingly. Or you can post them in my Facebook page. Whatever turns you on.
And if you’ve NOT read “Blonde Pussy Champagne” just yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Jeez…